Oxymorons, Dumb Remarks, and Goofy Pixs

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

 

It's Too Late for Hillary...

It's Too Late for Hillary...

 
...and for me, too.

Get This Straight, dammit

"Get This Straight, dammit . . .

 

. . .  I’m a Compassionate Conservative!

Any questions?"

Add a Monocle and a Swagger Stick . . .

Add a Monocle and a Swagger Stick . . . 

 

 

  . . . and who do you have?  Answer: Col. Klink

Sound Affects

I think it is now "Klunk."

St. Ronnie, Hear My Prayer

"St. Ronnie, Hear My Prayer . . .


Wilfredo Lee/Associated Press

 

. . . I need a really big miracle in Florida"

 


 

An Alternative Choice

It doesn't surprise anyone that he's praying to a UFO.

Bush and Bond

"Cowboys Don't Need No Seatbelts"

 
 

 ...no warrants, no Congress, and no Constitution either.”

 

 “All These People Say ‘Mizzouree . . . .

 

... but I say 'Mizzou-RAH.' "         St. Louis Missouri personal injury lawyer

Many of us now say Misery

I have been from the State of Misery for some time now.  Especially after suffering Blunt trauma.



Concerned Missourian

Cornfed

"What do you mean where the sun don't shine???"

"Many a bum show has been saved by the flag." - George M. Cohan

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