GOP Rep Carl Bearden: Feeding at the Public Trough

Lining their own pockets with government largess is nothing new to Republicans. But GOP House Speaker Pro Tem Carl Bearden has gone too far.

Bearden, the number two Republican in the Missouri House, is proposing to take millions of dollars in state funding from public higher education and ship it to private universities through a voucher program. Already starved by GOP budgeteers, public higher education institutions are critical of his plan. But fear of retribution has prevented them from talking about Bearden’s real motivation--- to line the pockets of his employer.

Unreported by the mainstream media, Bearden is a “development official” or fundraiser with Lindenwood University in St. Charles. And he has been a creative fundraiser. Drawing on his GOP roots, he once concocted a pork for tuition program where the University would literally trade pigs for tuition.

But now Lindenwood is Missouri's fastest growing university and apparently the pork for tuition program isn’t fat enough to sustain their growth.

So Bearden is now dipping into the public trough. Through Bearden’s legislation, millions of dollars of public money would be diverted to Lindenwood, all at the expense of our state and community colleges.

Bearden’s plan to defund public higher education is bad public policy. But Bearden’s motivations are even worse.

Bearden

I suggest you meet Bearden some time, his arrogance will amaze you. 

Carl Bearden: Pork Legend

Not surprised.  Remember, this is the guy that pioneered the pork for tuition barter that has become the model for student financial aid across the country. 

Back Door Ban -- Every Sperm is sacred

For some reason I can't add a new comment to the "back door ban" post, so putting it here.

Loudon says:  “to recognize and affirm the right to life of all humans, whether in utero or not.”  Reminds me of a Monty Python movie (I think The mening of Life) and the song "every sperm is sacred"  The chorus goes: 

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

And you thought it was satire.

You had the short version of the lyrics!

...Ya gotta have the long version it gets better...taking up where you left off...

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Well...it WAS satire when it was written. But that's kind of the problem. So much of what I used to think of as comedy is now reality. *sigh*

Hinnus_Asinus (who is now laughing about if the next overly fundie anti-choice, pro-fundie-family values, anti-gay get together at Jeff City could be broken up like the parade scene in Animal House...)

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