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Top Ten Signs Your Congressman Is An Idiot

Top Ten Signs Your Congressman Is An Idiot

10.His desk is a foosball table
9.Still isn't sure about 'yea' or 'nay'
8.Keeps showing up for work at the Washington Monument
7.Brags that he never spends his congressional paycheck -- lives off his stand-up money
6.Represents Iowa district -- campaigned all summer in Ohio
5.Pays more than 13% in taxes
4.Routinely holds "join sessions" in a van parked behind the Capitol
3.Thinks 'bi-partisan' means two kinds of grated cheese
2.Appears regularly on C-SPAN and on "America's Dumbest Criminals"
1.Often asks himself, "What would Todd Akin do?"

 

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