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Silence Dogood
July 1
What a slipshod affair it’s been between “Sparky” Sanford and his Argentine “soul mate.” This week the plot thickened in a chintzy Appalachian soap opera.
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H.V. Morton
June 29
Lt. Gov. Kinder feels as spurned as one of Mark Sanford’s Latin lovers. Apparently, Peter wants a nighty-night call from Jay to let him know he’s appreciated.
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Hattie Kanengeiser
June 28
The circus is coming to town! On Wednesday, July 1, Orly Taitz will bring her birther dog and pony show to St. Louis and Jefferson City.
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Jean Carnahan
June 25
Washington loves nothing better than a juicy scandal. But this is not the first time a congressman was swept off his feet by a Latin lover.

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The Unspoken Contender: A Different Blunt

In the storm of speculation following Kit Bond's announced retirement and Roy Blunt's strong signal that he'll enter the race, a number of potential GOP primary contenders have been talked about for Blunt's seat.  Joplin Senator Gary Nodler, Mt. Vernon Senator Jack Goodman, Nixa Representative Jay Wasson, outgoing Governor Matt Blunt and Webb City Representative Bryan Stevenson have each been mentioned as possible candidates to succeed Roy Blunt.

Heretofore unmentioned is another possible contender for the 7th Congressional District Republican nomination, Roseann Blunt.  With the contacts her sons Matt and Andy bring to the table, the first Mrs. Blunt might be a strong candidate in the fight for the nomination.­­

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You Gotta Love These Restaurant Guys

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­I wonder if these guys think it's okay for the minimum wage ever to go up, or if they believe low-wage workers should have been happy to work for $2.50 an hour on into perpetuity?
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FUMO's Best and Worst of '08: Highest Risers of the Year

Every year the Missouri political community has its winners and losers.  There are those elected officials, consultants, staffers, media figures and public people who have a rough go of things (hello, Kenny) and then there are the ones for whom the year provided a rise in office, in stature, in power or just in the way in which they are perceived.

In this list (a continuing part of the FUMO Best and Worst of 2008 series) we've done our best to identify who the year's highest risers were.  Who were the Missouri politicos who made great strides forward in 2008?  Here's our choice of ten who joined Governor-elect Jay Nixon on that list, in alphabetical order...­

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Credit Where Due

Go read the best blogpost that Dave Catanese has ever done.  A teaser...

As I moved closer to the door, a hand tapped me on the shoulder. It was
Peter Kinder. "Look, that's just how it had to be, David," he said.
"There's a time and a place for these things, and I had to do it that
way." I argued a little, but I got his point. Still, with the knowledge
this was coming, I just didn't understand why he or his staff let him
do the interview with me in the first place. I didn't like being duped
by a pol, but I respected him for on second-thought, trying to explain
himself. But now there's a running joke in the newsroom. Every time
Kinder schedules a news availability, someone snidely says, "he'll
probably just back out of it . . . especially if Kit Bond's around."

Good stuff.­­

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FUMO's Best & Worst of '08: Ten Dumbest Moves of the Year

The year of 2008, with a full slate of state and federal elections and all the attendant posturing, had more than its fair share of ridiculously dumb moves.  Republicans in state government as well as current GOP elected officials and hopefuls spent inordinate amounts of time doing very foolish things.  Submitted for your approval is our assessment of the year's ten dumbest moves...

Honorable Mention: Ward Connerly spends millions for nothing -- Professional interloper Ward Connerly spent gads of cash in Missouri (and a half-dozen other states) trying to ban affirmative action via the initiative petition process.  For his money and his trouble he got absolutely nothing done.  It's sometimes hard to figure who is dumber, though, Connerly for wasting the money or the rich mopes who give him the millions that he fritters away.

10.  Doyle Childish makes crazy parting rant -- Transition between administrations (particularly administrations of different parties) is naturally a turbulent time.  Notwithstanding the uncertainty and flux that comes with it, most departing political appointees in top-level government positions manage to comport themselves with a fair amount of dignity and professionalism.  Not Doyle Childish.  Childish, who had run Matt Blunt's Department of Natural Resources, decided that instead of saving some face by retreating quietly into the private sector he would call the newspaper and announce to the world that he "didn't respect" incoming governor Jay Nixon.  One should be forgiven for confusing Childish with a 14 year-old girl, jilted by the homecoming king at the junior prom.  Anybody want to hire Doyle now?­

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Does Jack Goodman Even Know What His Own Bill Would Actually Do?

Today's News-Leader story about GOP Senator Jack Goodman is quite remarkable, since it suggests on its face that Goodman doesn't even understand the effects of a bill which he has written and filed.  Chad Livengood writes...

Last month, numerous Greene County voters said they stood in polling
booths, puzzled about what a county ballot initiative meant.

Some
told reporters they had no idea what they voted for or against because
the ballot language for Question 1 read like a section of law only
discernable [sic] with a copy of the state constitution handy.

Sen.
Jack Goodman, R-Mount Vernon, wants to reform the way ballot questions
are presented to voters by giving them a "fair" interpretation of what
current laws mean and how they would be altered under the proposed
changes.

"The Greene County Question 1 is a good example of
letting people understand what it is now and what we're changing it
to," said Goodman, who doesn't represent Greene County but heard plenty
of complaints about it from voters. ...

Goodman's legislation, Senate Bill 35, would establish a newly created
bipartisan eight-member Fair Ballot Commission to review and approve
ballot language.

The problem, of course, is that if Senate Bill 35 were actually passed into law it would do absolutely nothing to change the way that county ballot initiatives are summarized for the ballot.  Goodman's bill would only change the way that ballot summary language is written for statewide ballot initiatives.

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Blunt Fee Agent Sacrifices Service to Score Political Points

Interesting story today about how Blunt fee agent Pat Thomas plans to simply close up shop and walk away from providing fee office services when the calendar flips.

Mexico will temporarily be without a motor vehicle and driver's license fee office, effective Dec. 31. Fee agent Pat Thomas confirmed the closing Monday, and said it could be well after the first of the year before the office reopens.
Thomas was appointed under Gov. Matt Blunt's administration in 2005 to oversee the Mexico facility. WIth the newly-elected governor, her appointment would traditionally end later in 2009. However, due to her office manager accepting a new job and governor-elect Jay Nixon's recent decision to kill off the patronage system, Thomas elected to close the site early.

It is probably worth noting that Pat Thomas has ample reason to try to make Jay Nixon squirm for his principled decision to end fee office patronage, since Thomas is a former Kenny Hulshof staffer and political operative paid by --among others-- the campaign machinery of Peter Kinder

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Like a Broken Record

If it seems like we see this same exact story reported quarter after quarter, it's because we do.

With the student loan agency having been unable or unwilling to make its last four scheduled quarterly payments, it seems like a fair time to ask whether it will ever actually be able to make the payments promised by Matt Blunt.

GOP Infighting to Spill Over Into 2009 Session

If the 2008 election cycle was characterized by one phenomenon for Missouri Republicans, party disunity would probably lead the list.  Driven by a contentious and damaging gubernatorial primary and the nomination of a GOP Presidential candidate whom almost no prominent Missourians supported in the primaries, Republicans spent as much time in 2008 battling one another as they did fighting the Democratic opponents.  

As we approach the new year, it appears likely that trend will continue.  Bruised egos and hurt feelings stemming from Lieutenant Gov. Peter Kinder's betrayal of ticketmates have reportedly not yet been salved, and may lead to some return disloyalty on the part of Republican legislators. 

Chief among the aggrieved is Sen. Brad Lager, who as Treasurer candidate lost the closest of the 2008 races for statewide office.  Lager was the candidate who likely suffered most from Kinder's decision to throw his pals on the Republican ticket under the bus with a sample ballot distributed across the St. Louis area which pushed Kinder and...the four other statewide Democratic candidates, including Lager's opponent.­

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Cooper Back in Circulation After Paying Small Sliver of His Debt to Society

Following yesterday's post which referenced Nathan Cooper's incarceration, a helpful tipster accurately pointed out that Cooper is actually no longer in jail.  In fact, less than one year after reporting to prison for what was supposed to be a fifteen month sentence, Cooper is now tethered only to a community release center in St. Louis.

So not only was Cooper's sentence actually far short of the 30 to 37 months called for by the federal sentencing guidelines, but now he's slipped the bonds of prison for a halfway house before serving even the entirety of his already abbreviated sentence.  ­

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